If I were a month, I would be: December or January
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I would be: 12AM
If I were a planet, I would be: Jupiter or Uranus
If I were a sea animal, I would be: Jellyfish
If I were a direction, I would be: North or South
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: Bed
If I were a sin, I would be: Tristia
If I were a historical figure I would be: Not sure, but likely Van Gogh or Emily Dickinson
If I were a liquid, I would be: Blood
If I were a stone, I would be: Quantum Quattro Silica
If I were a tree, I would be: Oak
If I were a bird, I would be: Mourning Dove
If I were a tool, I would be: Pen
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Weed
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Wind
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Chiron
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Violin
If I were an animal, I would be: Feline
If I were a color, I would be: Bluish Teal
If I were an emotion, I would be: Detachment
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Potato
If I were a sound, I would be: Breathing
If I were an element, I would be: Air
If I were a car, I would be: Refurbished
If I were a song, I would be: The Point of No Return
If I were a movie, I would be: Goodwill Hunting
If I were a book, I would be written by: Myself
If I were a food, I would be: Rice
If I were a place, I would be: Annwn
If I were a taste, I would be: Bland
If I were a scent, I would be: Ocean breeze
If I were a religion, I would be: Pantheism
If I were a word, I would be: Okay-yo
If I were a body part, I would be: Pituitary gland
If I were a facial expression, I would be: Blank
If I were a subject in school, I would be: Sociology or Psychology
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: L
If I were a shape, I would be: Elliptical
If I were a number, I would be: 13
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: Tank top
If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be: Ring
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: Belt