{"id":46,"date":"2005-11-28T10:31:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-28T17:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nyxity-lee.com\/blog\/?p=46"},"modified":"2007-09-23T02:51:42","modified_gmt":"2007-09-23T07:51:42","slug":"perfect","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nyxity-lee.com\/blog\/?p=46","title":{"rendered":""Perfect"…"},"content":{"rendered":"

My “perfect” guy:<\/span>
\nSmells like sandalwood.<\/span>
\nHas eyes that change colors.<\/span>
\nIs freakishly tall.<\/span>
\nSings without a care.<\/span>
\nDresses up (tie, dress shirt and the like…) for no reason.<\/span>
\nChooses a teardrop to be his favorite shape.<\/span>
\nHas stringy black hair that falls constantly over his eyes.<\/span>
\nDoes magic tricks for a hobby.<\/span>
\nSeems to never get cold.<\/span>
\nShaves his underarms.<\/span>
\nCan lead an engaging conversation with ease.<\/span>
\nHas a thing for masks.<\/span>
\nKnows how to cook.<\/span>
\nHas a dry, sarcastic sense of humor.<\/span>
\nDoesn’t mind being poked in the stomach.<\/span>
\nLikes collecting swords.<\/span>
\nIs cold on the outside but is undeniably warm hearted.<\/span>
\nDoesn’t mind being a “bartender” to me.<\/span>
\nCan play songs on the piano by ear.<\/span>
\nWill run around in a cape.<\/span>
\nHas a spectacular memory (and helps me remember things).<\/span><\/p>\n

My “perfect” girl:<\/span>
\nSmells like roses.<\/span>
\nHas one blue eye and one green.<\/span>
\nIs around my height.<\/span>
\nGoes on long walks in the rain without an umbrella (and does not get sick from it).<\/span>
\nStill plays dress up with Halloween costumes when the mood strikes.<\/span>
\nLoves symbolism.<\/span>
\nHas an annoying cowlick in her auburn hair.<\/span>
\nDoes ventriloquism for a hobby.<\/span>
\nLets me use her legs like a blanket to warm myself up.<\/span>
\nDoesn’t shave her legs.<\/span>
\nKnows the value of quiet time.<\/span>
\nHas a thing for wearing men’s dress shirts. (Hot…)<\/span>
\nKnows how to fix almost anything.<\/span>
\nHas a quirky, odd-ball sort of humor.<\/span>
\nUnderstands that expressing love is very awkward.<\/span>
\nLikes collecting comics.<\/span>
\nWill hold long, unimportant conversations with me over strange beliefs.<\/span>
\nIs undeniably kind and understanding.<\/span>
\nCan whistle my favorite song.<\/span>
\nWill speak her “own language”.<\/span>
\nIs a walking dictionary.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My “perfect” guy: Smells like sandalwood. Has eyes that change colors. Is freakishly tall. Sings without a care. Dresses up (tie, dress shirt and the like…) for no reason. Chooses a teardrop to be his favorite shape. Has stringy black hair that falls constantly over his eyes. Does magic tricks for a hobby. Seems to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diversions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nyxity-lee.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nyxity-lee.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nyxity-lee.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nyxity-lee.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nyxity-lee.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nyxity-lee.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nyxity-lee.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nyxity-lee.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nyxity-lee.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}