{"id":17,"date":"2005-08-10T08:46:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-10T15:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nyxity-lee.com\/blog\/?p=17"},"modified":"2005-08-10T08:46:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-10T15:46:00","slug":"oh-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nyxity-lee.com\/blog\/?p=17","title":{"rendered":"Oh god&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-indent: 0.5in; font-family: arial;\">My mother wants me to learn how to iron. Everything else I have been doing and adding onto my list of unlikable chores\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 fine. Ironing though\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Oh god\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-indent: 0.5in; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; font-family: arial;\">~The Distressed Vampire Sheep<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-indent: 0.5in; font-family: arial;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Oh&#8211;god<\/span>&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mother wants me to learn how to iron. Everything else I have been doing and adding onto my list of unlikable chores\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 fine. Ironing though\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Oh god\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 ~The Distressed Vampire Sheep Oh&#8211;god&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nyxity-lee.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nyxity-lee.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nyxity-lee.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nyxity-lee.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nyxity-lee.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nyxity-lee.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nyxity-lee.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nyxity-lee.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nyxity-lee.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}