If I were a month, I would be: December or January
\nIf I were a day of the week, I would be: Friday
\nIf I were a time of day, I would be: 12AM
\nIf I were a planet, I would be: Jupiter or Uranus
\nIf I were a sea animal, I would be: Jellyfish
\nIf I were a direction, I would be: North or South
\nIf I were a piece of furniture, I would be: Bed
\nIf I were a sin, I would be: Tristia
\nIf I were a historical figure I would be: Not sure, but likely Van Gogh or Emily Dickinson
\nIf I were a liquid, I would be: Blood
\nIf I were a stone, I would be: Quantum Quattro Silica
\nIf I were a tree, I would be: Oak
\nIf I were a bird, I would be: Mourning Dove
\nIf I were a tool, I would be: Pen
\nIf I were a flower\/plant, I would be: Weed
\nIf I were a kind of weather, I would be: Wind
\nIf I were a mythical creature, I would be: Chiron
\nIf I were a musical instrument, I would be: Violin
\nIf I were an animal, I would be: Feline
\nIf I were a color, I would be: Bluish Teal
\nIf I were an emotion, I would be: Detachment
\nIf I were a vegetable, I would be: Potato
\nIf I were a sound, I would be: Breathing
\nIf I were an element, I would be: Air
\nIf I were a car, I would be: Refurbished
\nIf I were a song, I would be: The Point of No Return
\nIf I were a movie, I would be: Goodwill Hunting
\nIf I were a book, I would be written by: Myself
\nIf I were a food, I would be: Rice
\nIf I were a place, I would be: Annwn
\nIf I were a taste, I would be: Bland
\nIf I were a scent, I would be: Ocean breeze
\nIf I were a religion, I would be: Pantheism
\nIf I were a word, I would be: Okay-yo
\nIf I were a body part, I would be: Pituitary gland
\nIf I were a facial expression, I would be: Blank
\nIf I were a subject in school, I would be: Sociology or Psychology
\nIf I were a cartoon character, I would be: L
\nIf I were a shape, I would be: Elliptical
\nIf I were a number, I would be: 13
\nIf I were an item of clothing, I would be: Tank top
\nIf I were a piece of jewelry, I would be: Ring
\nIf I were a clothing accessory, I would be: Belt<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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